A keg blew up at work today because the cold room compressor wasn’t working. Guess who got to clean up the room flooded with 100 litres of warm Toohey’s Old without a mop? THIS GUY.
Had the shittest night at work, had to break up two fights ending in one guy getting barred. Got home and the dog had eaten my dinner, then dropped my brand new phone into a glass of water. Awesome. French Toast Wizard.
That’s the worst. We have zero ciders in cans here. And the only good beers in cans are Heineken and Amsterdam. Sucks so much.
Starting Fights to Pass the Time.
One day I’ll be old enough to grow chops.